The Famous Authors Book Club
Suzanne Collins: So, Finnick and Annie return to District 4 and have a child togeth-
JK Rowling: No no no! That's all wrong! What are you doing? You can't let the character live! You have to be ruthless! You have to rip out the reader's heart!
Suzanne Collins: But, he really doesn't need to die. There's no reaso-
JK Rowling: DO YOU WANT A BEST SELLER?!
Suzanne Collins: Well, yes, bu-
JK Rowling: THEN KILL HIM!
Stephenie Meyer: Hey, Jo? Maybe you could help me with Breaking D-
JK Rowling: Keep quiet, Meyer. Now, Suzie, about Prim...